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If you take the red pill, you will become irresistible to anyone of the opposite sex. Any girl/boy will want you. Catch is, everyone of the same sex will hate you immensely and depending on the person, they will try to make your life miserable, hurt you and maybe even kill you. (Vice versa if you’re gay/lesbian).

If you take the blue pill, everyone will be indifferent to you, girl or boy. No one will love you, no one will hate you. They’ll be alright friends, nothing like best friends. Catch is if no one loves you, you probably won’t end up with a significant other, you’ll be alone forever.

If you take both, you will die on the spot.

Which pill would you take?

• December 3 2010
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   ^^ ”The red one is suppository” THE RED ONE IS SUPPOSITORY omg I cannot fucking breathe x,D

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   I think I’ve already taken the blue one. lols.

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    i’ve been looking for this fucking post for forever

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    red pill. bitches hate me already.

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